Shell Crack

What is Shell Crack?


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When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.

After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!

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