Shell Shock

What is Shell Shock?


1.

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

See Xerxes

2.

A mental Disorder caused by active warfare

World War 2

3.

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

See clerks, high, school, guidance, counselor

4.

When having sexual relations in the anus a person can sometimes slip into a state of nausea, and they maybe even begin to experience a temporary loss of hearing and/or eye sight.

"Liz's ex-boyfriend was so big that when his dick slipped into her anus she got shell shocked!"

See ninja turtles, dirty south, shell shocked


86

Random Words:

1. When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Si..
1. An aching stomach from holding in your gas for a night that you spent with sleeping over with a new lover. Your gut hurts all the next ..
1. Slang for Jewish; used to describe things. Seinfeld is a very ziv show. See ziv, jewish, seinfeld 2. (Verb) To spend an unreasonable..