Shelley

What is Shelley?


1.

Shelley - meaning playful.

A person of this name are usually Gemini with split personalities. A quiet and gentle side sometimes over shadowed by a Angelica like playful personality.

Beware: A "Shelley" cannot be held reponsible if given pens or Haribo.

Give "Shelley" too much alcohol and an angelica like personality appears. Much fun to be had by all.

See shelly, shelley, shell, michelle, cow

2.

One of the nicest people in the world. So understanding, trustworthy and cheerful. She has amazing ideas and the best advice. Obsessed with musicals.She always thinks of the positive things and looks on the bright side. She is alsooo veryy pretty and funny. Shelley's are generally very talkative and stunning.

If ever I need to talk about something, Shelley is the person to go to.

Lucy: I need some advice, I know, I'll ask Shelley.

See understanding, trustworthy, positive, funny, pretty

3.

to have a woman tickle your balls while you masturbate

So this girl and I were playing 'just the tip' so I could convince her to have sex, but she said no and I had to settle for a shelley.

See wolfbagging, hofty, ream of the ancient mariner, teabagging, snowball

4.

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

See shelley, nathan, bitch, black, ghetto, controlling

5.

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"

"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"

"bye!"

"I've had better"

**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

See hit it and quit it, sex, fuck off, later gator

6.

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"

"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"

"bye!"

"I've had better"

**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

See hit it and quit it, cuddle, sex, funny, later gator


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