What is Shellhammered?
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
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Prone to wetting ones pants whenever a load noise happens unexpected.
Holy crap! Scareditzky just pissed his pants when I sneezed!
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