What is Shellhammered?
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
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An exclamation - expression of sudden frustration or anger.
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Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your m..
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masturbating for a guy
Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
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