What is Shellhammered?
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
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One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.
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When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call.
"WoW, your terrible. I clea..
