What is Shellhammered?
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
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Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupi..
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one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.
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