What is Shellhammered?
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
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Ted shacked up with that cougar last night...
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Someone who commits a cartwright in a pool game. A cartwright is a shot that goes in on accident...