What is Shellhammered?
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To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
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When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style.
"I took her home and zooplankter."
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The state of being both horrible and adorable.
"You my dear, are horridorable."
"Stop being so horridorable."
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