What is Shellharbour Tafe?
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Better known as Hellharbour tafe known to be one of the worst tafes in NSW as its very poor condition and shitty teachers students it has also some good prices as well being across the road from Stockland Shellharbour which is a fucking awesome shopping centre apart from the K Mart which is also the worst K Mart known in NSW as the Manager Kym is a very moody bitch that acuses people of stealing her shitty goods and is a cow to her staff and tends to yell at anyone who is even just slight a minute late.
The tafe has many departments such as Plumbing Child Care working with automatics year 10,11 and 12 certificates Retail and Commerce The Head of the Retail department John Mcdonald has a very close resemblence to actor Jack Nicholson by his retarded smile and also retail teacher Tanya Schiviour is a much older uglyer fatter version of Katy Perry also has the oldest biggest bitch tafe teacher alive Carole Burns teacher retail at the Tafe who's age is know as 206 and she still seems to have her rags also seems to only enjoy yelling at students and baking scons with her nephew possible homosexual Jess.
Lynda the teachers aide at this Tafe a fiery red head also is a psycho bitch who would rather enjoy telling the students what to do thinking she's a teacher then helping them and doing her job which she should be way fired but the boss is probably a Dumbass as well.
Most the students at this tafe are mostly all South coast bogans lads lass's and wogs as the bogans r dumb n fat and laugh at everything and talk about complete sensless bullshit when the lads usually do the same and tend to not roll anyone but just laugh at them and say stupid shit very cowardly the lass's are the same but talk more about there slut life and parties the wogs r never usually in class and r off having a smoke or drug break or drinking coffee somewhere most the students at this tafe arn't very smart at all even a 40 yr old would have the IQ of 15 but some students tend to have a sense of humour and graf funny but random dinosaurs in the bathrooms and tend to randomly always talk about clips on the internet EG Tourettes guy or David Blaine street magic.
Tony- Soo welcome to Big W i see you did a retail coarse at tafe which one was it again
Mark-durrrhhhh i think shellharbour tafee or sumtin i dunnno i just manily graf'd and watch clips on the net ayeee can i go for a smoko break or coffee yet?
Tony-grrr YOUR FIRED!
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