Shellieism

What is Shellieism?

When you truly believe that Alaska is located next to Hawaii.

'Guys you can clearly see on this map of the fifty states that Alaska and Hawaii are right next to each other!'

Redneck Alarm Clock

1. Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep. He was so drunk..

Properganda

1. The redneck way of saying propaganda. usually said by rednecks to claim that news is spitting out liberal, anti-redneck, and or pro- hip..

Dashboard Cutie

1. Girl who has an attractive face, but the rest is not so attractive. When you see someone in a vehicle you mainly see what is below the f..

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