Shelly Balls

What is Shelly Balls?

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick

pain inflicted during removal of objects

Screams were heard throughout the country as Billy attempted to rid himself of shelly balls.

Zuke

1. to get high smoking marijuana. hey you want to go zuke after work? 2. To vomit, barf, puke, chum. All that rum made me zuke. See hu..

Optomist

1. A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!! oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did See bill..

-or Maybe Just Feeling Shitty.[/m]

Mike: Oh hey billy whats up man? :D Billy: FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!!! im FKCING DEPPRESSED LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! >=O See blah, fudge, sad..

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