Shelly Balls

What is Shelly Balls?


1.

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick

pain inflicted during removal of objects

Screams were heard throughout the country as Billy attempted to rid himself of shelly balls.


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