Sheltie

What is Sheltie?


1.

A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.

"Is that a baby Lassie?" "No its an adult sheltie, she's now 3 years old"

See sheltie

2.

A person that does not have an active knowledge and engagement with the larger harsher world. This distance from what most of us consider reality cause shelties to say ignorant and foolish, but mostly incredibly aggravating things.

a sheltered person

All these punk-ass shelties are up in my face.

And I said to the sheltie, "NO!!! YOUR PLACE IS ON THE FLOOR!!"

See sheltie, sheltered, annoying, ignorant, punk-ass

3.

A small dog that looks like lassie.

What's that sheltie? Timmy fell in the well?

See dog, lassie, small, small dog, bark

4.

The act of inserting a Sharpie or other pen/marker-like object into one's vagina.

Before Patch fucked Ashleigh, she took pictures of herself with her Sharpie in her vagina, therefore committing a sheltie.

See slime, ooze, wet, moist


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