Shelving

What is Shelving?


1.

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

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2.

1. When a fat man is fucking a skinny woman from the back but has to "shelf"(rest) his stomach on her ass or lower back

2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table

Example 1. Tom: Dang, Sheryl must have serious back problems!

Denise: Why's that Tom?

Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband

more than a used book at a bookstore.

Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?

Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.

(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)

See shelve, shelf, shelving, shelfing, hanging, relaxing, resting, fat, doggy style


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