Shelz

What is Shelz?

1. To beat down with the intent of physical harm to another

2. To be harmed, but not always by another being

1. "Boy, you about to get shelzed by my battle axe!"

2. "After dashing into that cement wall, i got shelzed."

Somalian Sun Dial

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Old Man's Layover

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Cop Magnet

1. A person who's bad behavior attracts the police easily. A cop magnet is usually a person that does not think of the consequences ah..

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