Shemergency

What is Shemergency?

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

Oresko

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Zweniphantometer

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Jumbaliah

1. A pot of tomato soup mixed with the following ingredients, cum, piss, a pinch of poo, and any other hairy wet or nasty item you can find..

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