Shemergency

What is Shemergency?

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

Zlip Shot

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Unplug The Earphones

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Tubward

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