Shemp

What is Shemp?


1.

1. (noun)A Stand in in a movie, used when the budget is all sucked up

2. (noun)The replacement on the 3 Stooges

3. (verb) The act of relaxing or sitting around

"What are you doing this weekend?"

"I'm just shempin' it"

See Shin

2.

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"

See loser, wannabe, hack, jerk off, merfer

3.

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.

Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!

See pinner, skimp, shimp, pinched

4.

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

See sexie chocolate

5.

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.

"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."

See imbecile, fool, jackass, Gaston

6.

Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.

Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?

Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.

7.

The raddest mother fucker around!

"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."

See sweet, cool, the man


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