What is Shep?
1.
Used in description to someone who is about to go crazy on your ass. If someone says it, stuff is going down. it is not to be used lightly for its powers will unleash hell. Named after
"Dont make me go Shep on you!!"
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2.
When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.
I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had sheped myself!
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3.
The loud uncouth sound made when a drunken Welshman is startled by a sheep.
'hoe-elly furck a shep!'
4.
Singular of
What's that shep doing in the middle of the road? Wonder if I can hit it....
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5.
When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.
I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had Shep myself!
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6.
Short for Shepherd. A name. Normally a person who is widely misunderstood, skinny, incredibly attractive, is mediocre at some sports, smokes at least a quarter a week, and gets more girls than Mark and Josh.
"Hey, isn't that Shep?"
"Didn't he streak at some party."
"Yeah, what an idiot."
7.
Old dog who can't be taught new tricks
James Graham is a real Shep