Shepherd's Pie

What is Shepherd's Pie?


1.

The name given to the crap you take immediately after a large meal.

"Wow that was a great buffet. I have to go take a shepherd's pie now."

"Yeah Toby eats a lot but he always has to take shepherd's pies right after."

See shepherd, pie

2.

The act of performing oral sex on a female sheep.

Tim thinks there's nothing tastier than a shepherd's pie.

See sheep, sheepfucker, sheepy

3.

After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.

I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.

See baked alaska, sex, food, cooking


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