What is Sheriff?
1.
The man.
The big dog
The captain of the pirate ship.
The King of the jungle.
A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.
Bill Gates was pwnd by Sheriff.
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2.
A character on the World of Warcraft Korgath Server who constantly bullies newbs, pks, and is a general asshole to anyone he meets.
Sheriff has gained enough of a reputation to have his identity posted on the internet by a private investigator (who also happens to play WoW). He has gotten numerous death threats from disgruntled players.
" Sheriff, if you show up at Blizz-Con, I will wash your mouth out with buckshot!"
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3.
Noun; a joke which is either not funny, or is told by someone who is not funny. Often announced during an awkward silence.
Guy 1: What do clouds wear under there clothes?
Guy 2: /care
Guy 1: THUNDERPANTS!
Guy 2: ...
Sheriff?
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4.
someone who dislike unmoral people or acts and will voice his disapproval
sheriff: "stop chirpsing those yats!!!!!!!!!! - the sheriff will shoot you down......"
5.
A obscene or really nasty smell
Eww sheriff!! Who did that?
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