Sheriff John Bunnell

What is Sheriff John Bunnell?


1.

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

2.

A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!

So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!

"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"

3.

Legend

Sheriff John Bunnell is a legend

4.

The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbolein his descriptions of the on-screen action.

see the show for an example


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