Sherkin' The Gherkin

What is Sherkin' The Gherkin?

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

See jacking off, jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, whacking off

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