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When a guy is so turned on by the sight of you in your underwear that it makes him orgasm.
I unzipped my dress and let it fall to the f..
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The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly fu..
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A person who eats only animals that they find unattractive.
Unlike my (vegetarian) friends, my cuteatarian friend only eats chicken and..