What is Sherwood Park?
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An affluent community in Strathcona County in Alberta, Canada east of Edmonton. People from Sherwood Park (or The Park) are generally better, and signifigantly whiter than individuals from Edmonton. The population of Sherwood Park is comprised of beautiful well-kept homes, and parks. This causes people from neighboring Edmonton to harbour tremendous jealousy and resentment towards Sherwood Park, and its residents as Edmonton is about 94 percent ghetto. Sherwood Park has a near zero crime rate, and a median income of approx. $121000 per household. Sherwood Park residents only go into Edmonton to throw garbage out the window, and dump used motor oil.
Edmonton resident; "Where do you live?"
Sherwood Park resident "I live in The park"
Edmonton resident "Really? May I please come home with you?"
Sherwood Park resident "No, sorry, you are a dirty Edmonton person, and you're kind of beige."
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2.
A giant suburb just East of Edmonton that thinks it's a city. Has a mall, a skate park, a gym, a pub or two, and absolutely nothing else.
Full of white kids with Catholic backgrounds who think they're badass for drinking underage, or smoking near one of the 3 highschools worth mention.
Almost as bad as Ardrossan, but not quite.
A: Look! I got a six-pack from my mom's basement! Let's go hangout by Mac's and get CRUNK!
B: Ok, nothing better to do in Sherwood Park anyway...
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