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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
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slang for "Oh my God!" or "That's Awesome!"
(quarter back making an 80-yard touchdown pass to the team you&apo..