She's Left-handed

What is She's Left-handed?


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A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:

Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."

Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."

Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"

Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"

Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"

Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"

Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"

Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"

Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"

Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"

Wife: ...

Husband: "SHIT!"

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explanation

Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.


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