She-tox

What is She-tox?


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A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.

Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit

Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"


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