Shewfelt

What is Shewfelt?

v. To fist oneself to death while crying. Results in copious amounts of tears, blood, cum and feces.

Sorry my room is such a mess, Brian shewfelted here last night.

See fisting, crying, depression, masturbation, feces

Vlurp

1. The female version of fap. I need to go to the bunk for a bit. vlurpvlurpvlurp See fap, schlick, masturbation, vagina, sex..

404ed

1. Whereby one person waits until 4:04 am/pm to hit somebody over the head with a keyboard. *Smacks over the head with keyboard* 'You..

Crusty Vato

1. Insert two fingers in your parters asshole, then stick those same two fingers in each nostral of their nose, pull them around your house..

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