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The act of (male) masterbation while sitting on the toilet taking a poop.
I was running late this morning, so to kill two birds with on..
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A wild college girl who smears peanut butter on walls, freezes toilet paper, and attempts to microwave paper and other flammables while ..
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A woman who queefs a lot.
Fat chicks are fun to bang, but most of 'em turn into Queen La Queefa if you try to hit it from the back..