Shields Up

What is Shields Up?

the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.

Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.

Ho-tale

1. A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter. Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell ..

Perked Jerk

1. Pooping and Jerking off simultaneously. Hey man have you ever Perked Jerked before?? No? Follow me and I'll show you what I mean ;..

Air Miles

1. An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up. "Keep this up bonny lad and I ..

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