Shift 1

What is Shift 1?


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n. Exclaimation point. The result of pressing the <shift> and <1> keys simultaneously.

MdnnaFngrl894: omg i didnt touch your lo mein i swear

Gdssheart4u: really?

MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR

MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1

MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1


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