What is Shift Cripple?
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term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
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