Shift Cripple

What is Shift Cripple?


1.

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILYand/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"

I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

See ily, lysm, shift cripple, cripple, shift


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