Shifter

What is Shifter?


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One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?

Me: Hey. Whats up?

You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?

Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.

See shift key, idiot, poser, shoe, towel


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