Shiftlexia

What is Shiftlexia?

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

See keyboard, yelling, screaming, accident

Hhammer

1. A man that sorta looks like a girl and tells most people they are a girl but really are guys and have a fupa. They also are usually hoes..

Chilays

1. a big set of nigger lips a pair of lips so big they could be mistaken for shaved pussy. "I bet her chilays could polish the brass..

Andy Maxwell

1. a guy from brentwood ny that is realy jive and loves to stay alive baby. hey you buggin andy maxwell, I know im just trippin boo See ..

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