Shiftlexia

What is Shiftlexia?

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

See keyboard, yelling, screaming, accident

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