What is Shiftlexia?
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An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.
Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:
"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."
Accidental shiftlexia examples:
"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"
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Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.
That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her ..
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A Hanarism, often spoken in a norfolk accent, usually repeated one after the other.
Your joking me?...no Your joking me?..
