Shiftlexia

What is Shiftlexia?

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

See keyboard, yelling, screaming, accident

Throw The Pig

1. v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that! See one eyed milkman..

Dirty Stache December

1. The month after No Shave Novemberwhen you shave EVERYTHING but your dirty little mexi stache. AKA (Mustache), (Moustache) or (Moustach..

Orbtastic

1. When something orb shaped is so fantastic, you have to create a whole new word for it. Used in advertising for aquapod (found at a wal-m..

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