Shiftlexia

What is Shiftlexia?

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

See keyboard, yelling, screaming, accident

One-legged Skydiver

1. when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes ..

Dewart

1. A complete an utter faggot. That guy blowing the clown is such a Dewart. See fag, faggot, cocksucker, bitch, asshole..

Norwegian Sailor

1. Similar to your standard Tequila Shot--licking the salt, shooting the Tequila, chasing w/a lime. However, with a Norwegian Sailor, yo..

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