Shifts

What is Shifts?

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."

Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"

Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."

Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

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to masturbate vigeresouly JAY

i took shifts last night

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