Shifty Pete

What is Shifty Pete?

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."

2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

See wank, masturbate, hand job, jerk off, spanking the monkey

Unproportional

1. not proportional; not in proportion. Deeyum! His arms were unproportional to his body! See proportion, un, ugly, weird..

W@k

1. A word yelled by a noob as they own another noob, usually in an online game. Person 1: hehehe... Person 2: What the fuck are you doing..

Isaac Anderson Quality

1. Of a very high standard. Guy 1: "Look at how well I sanded this wood" Guy 2: "That's so rough a baby could get spl..

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