Shifty Pete

What is Shifty Pete?

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."

2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

See wank, masturbate, hand job, jerk off, spanking the monkey

Ultimate Felch

1. When felchers get together for a felch fest that lasts for days. All the felchers and felchees went to the ultimate felch! See felch, ..

W00ties

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

Jack Off Day

1. A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off..

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