Shifty Pete

What is Shifty Pete?


1.

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."

2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

See wank, masturbate, hand job, jerk off, spanking the monkey


41

Random Words:

1. meaning god knows, when ur serious about summet or proving sumthing, instead of God knows, u say Jah knows! this tastesy heavy! jah no..
1. Persian freedom fighter revolting against the Arabo-Muslim occupation of Persia in the 9th CE.A devout Zoroasterian who fought against ..
1. The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear. ..