Shifty Pete

What is Shifty Pete?

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."

2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

See wank, masturbate, hand job, jerk off, spanking the monkey

Linguistic

1. adj; of or relating to language It's good to have enough linguistic skill that you wouldn't call something an adjective and t..

Dous

1. From Afrikaans, translated as cunt. Cunt is an English term that refers to the human female genitals. It was replaced after the Norman ..

1. trying to lick eyes :q *tries to lick eyes* GAHHHH!!! i cant do it!!! 2. A guy smoking a joint. You wanna get high? :Q See matt ..

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