What is Shifty Pete?
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To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.
1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
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Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
Johnny was upset and embar..
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Secretly slipped someone the date rape drug.
The only reason he got in her panties was because he rohypnotized her at the bar last nigh..
