Shifty Pete

What is Shifty Pete?


1.

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."

2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

See wank, masturbate, hand job, jerk off, spanking the monkey


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