What is Shifty Pete?
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To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.
1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
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Random Words:
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1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.
2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region..