Shigellosis

What is Shigellosis?


1.

An illness caused by ingesting food contaminated with the shigella bacterium. Also known as bloody shit syndrome.

Food, mostly produce, can be contaminated with shigella through unclean or unsanitary food handling practices.

Specifically, by being handled by food preparers who have shit under their fingernails. Also, produce can become contaminated by being irrigated with shitty water or by being shit upon by animals while still growing in the ground.

Shegellosis will make you shit uncontrollably, and your shit will be extremely bloody and painful. Immediate medical attention is required.

Johnny ate lunch at Willow Elementary in Lansing and got shigellosis.


93

Random Words:

1. Skills that are beyond the pros. You are so good you are above every pro. Dude, you just beat fatal1y you got ultra-leet-skillz See ga..
1. When you are left speechless by a girl and can't think of anything to name her, she is usually this. Normally the girl you see at a..
1. A method of phishing using a voicemail system in an effort to illegally obtain personal information about the recipient. Just checked m..