Shigellosis

What is Shigellosis?


1.

An illness caused by ingesting food contaminated with the shigella bacterium. Also known as bloody shit syndrome.

Food, mostly produce, can be contaminated with shigella through unclean or unsanitary food handling practices.

Specifically, by being handled by food preparers who have shit under their fingernails. Also, produce can become contaminated by being irrigated with shitty water or by being shit upon by animals while still growing in the ground.

Shegellosis will make you shit uncontrollably, and your shit will be extremely bloody and painful. Immediate medical attention is required.

Johnny ate lunch at Willow Elementary in Lansing and got shigellosis.


93

Random Words:

1. Hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled asshair. Damn Jose! This asscrust really ruins my day! See Aaron..
1. person trying to imagine wut having a penis is like by holding a pepsi can with her legs wow ben is such a pepis sometimes..
1. absolutly amazing in purest and ultimate form also see dave grim ¬ "KIKMARU that was good"..