Shikse

What is Shikse?


1.

noun. (SHICK suh) Any not Jewish woman, usually a blonde courvethat every lovely Jewish motherfears her son will marry.

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.

Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...

Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)

Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.

Ma: Lovely name, what was it beforedear?

Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)

Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?

Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)

Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

See Ned Ludd


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