What is Shilactite?
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A piece of feces that dangles from your anus when you're trying to deficate. Oftentimes one must rapidly shake their anus in order to dislodge the offending fecal matter. The word Shilactite is a combination of the word "Shit" and the word "Stilactite". A Stilactite is a calcium carbonate deposit hanging from the roof of a cave that resembles an icicle.
Man, I couldn't dislodge the shilactite I had earlier, so I wiped anyways and I ended up with an assberg. (see assberg)
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A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed.
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Internet based man-whore that trolls Friendster, MySpace etc to get customers to view his pictures on a porn site.
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