Shildo

What is Shildo?


1.

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

2.

A shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a shit dildo. But it is not frozen. The shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.

Ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.

I'm done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let's make some texas dump dogs.

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3.

A Dildo That is Shitty

OMG Look at that Chicks Shildo

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4.

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

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