Shimergency

What is Shimergency?

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

Spewni

1. Another word for "uni" as in University, used to refer to it in a negative, yet humorous context. "I have to go to spewn..

Sumsanarian

1. the mumbled language spoken when two people (mostly best friends)are so drunken they cant talk english these two girls were speaking su..

Degms

1. stands for 'don't even get me started'. I was like, 'UHUH', and she was like, 'NUHUH', and I was lik..

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