What is Shimergency?
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An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
Random Words:
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a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment
"wow that thing is BIG!" "o..
