What is Shimergency?
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An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
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The process of being disturbed during masturbation
"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at ..
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The ultimate certificate of devotion.
Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that&apo..
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used to tell someone they have small balls
hey budgie nuts what are you doin
See balls, testicles, nads, nuts, small..
