Shimergency

What is Shimergency?

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

Cameroning Out

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Z0r3d

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Zilt

1. nothing in some language "nyet, nada, zilt, nothing" (somewhere in scrubs season 1, ep. 10) See nothing, nada, nyet, zero, n..

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