What is Shimergency?
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An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
Random Words:
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One who likes to partake of the pink catweasel
That dude is a fuckin' Dong Rider!!!
See Sniper..
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A strategy for making everyday life decisions that may be dangerous, illegal, or capable of hurting another's feelings, for example..