Shimergency

What is Shimergency?

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

Horn-head

1. Nickname used by True Believers for Daredevil. Poor ol' Horn-Head, Kingpin really screwed him over. See Stormin..

Quaythe

1. The word Crazy for people with lisps. Did you thee the thircuth clown with hith pothiclth? That wath quaythe! See word, crazy, people,..

Crazier Than Tom Cruise

1. pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!! guy one : dude..

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