Shimergency

What is Shimergency?

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

Revered

1. The bestest damn game player in the world. Ph33r teh ubah Revered! A.K.A. Logan Tyrus Have you met Revered? He teh sexeh!..

Zambia

1. a craaaaaaaaazy country in the mid south of africa. wow. it enthralls me. It however does not urinate on norway like nearby Kenya. &..

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