What is Shimergency?
1.
An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
Random Words:
1.
A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, da..
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat
Witness2: FOB MOB!
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..