Shimits

What is Shimits?

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

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The Floating Rock

1. The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive) Yours for £200 only at shittygifts!..

Elemaki

1. adj-1. evil 2. cruel heartless moron John is an Elemaki...

Balancity

1. The state of being balanced. Don't touch that, you don't want to throw off it's balancity. See balance, equilibrium..

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