Shimits

What is Shimits?

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

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The Worlds Greates Excuse

1. "Because you touch yourself at night" "Why did all the dinosaurs die?" "Because you touch yourslef at night&q..

Fake Head

1. When a prostitute tricks the john and jerks him off and he thinks she is sucking him off She ain't worth 50 she gives fake head..

Zozer

1. A suffix meaning extremely or entirely that can be used to add emphasis to the words pwn, or own. Original Sentence: You just got PWNED..

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