Shimits

What is Shimits?

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

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Lotion Factory

1. When you cum all over a girls face and it is covered in your jiz. Her faced looked like a fuckin lotion factory when I was done with he..

Sceneface

1. one of those trendy emo kids who is on the music scene "k sup sceneface?!?!?" See scene, emo, trendy, music 2. a slang ter..

Urgent Mule

1. The effect when a broad stops sucking your dick right before you are about to orgasm. Jane urgent mules me last night, just before I wa..

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