Shimits

What is Shimits?

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

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Unemofy

1. to remove the emo-ness from a buddy. dave: whats wrong matt matt: im just emo.. dave: let me unemofy you, ill teach you how to play y..

Confugant

1. Confusion collocating with arrogance. Confused + Arrogant seth:...I mean take a look at uu bush Bea: he sure is confugant. See arro..

Ambijerkstrous

1. The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently. I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learn..

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