Shimits

What is Shimits?

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

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Recapitated

1. Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons. Hey, Steve was recapitated! Nice to see you di..

Flanthrax

1. one who sucks off older men then gargles their cum for two minutes after ejaculation. you better gargle that jizz flanthrax ...CAN YOU ..

I've Tasted Snot With More Flavor Than This Crap!

1. An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is w..

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