Shimits

What is Shimits?

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

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Involuntary Goatee

1. When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter. Friend: Haha, J..

Squeeler

1. A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms. I never expected her to be a squeeler, she just went craz..

Deceptikornz

1. Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms. Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit. ..

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