Shimmy Up The Mule

What is Shimmy Up The Mule?


1.

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

2.

1. Doing something pointless.

2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.

3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.

Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.

When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.

3.

Abnormal vibration or wobbling, as of a person who serves as a courier of illegal drugs.

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