Shimp

What is Shimp?


1.

A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.

Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"

Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."

See pimp, prostitution, prostitutes, mistress, hookers

2.

A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..

your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"

See stupid, forget, funny, word, surgeon

3.

Shimp is an alternative of the word shit. It can be used to save a situation when you are about to swear but then realise, mid-word, that it is not the time or place so you change the word to shimp.

It is not used as an alternative word for poo.

It originates in Milton Keynes, United Kingdom.

"Oh shimp, I cut my finger!"

See shit, sugar, bum, damn, shet, crap, bugger

4.

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

See austin, gay, homo, schlort

5.

A word to decribe a female who isn't a whore, but is lucky enough to be popular with the men. Derrived from the male word pimp..Shepimp..Shimp

"i ain't no whore, im a shimp"

See whore, pimp, slag

6.

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

7.

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.


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