Shimple

What is Shimple?

1.

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

See pimple, shit, ass, blemish, acne

2.

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

3.

the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.

fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!

See shaving, pimples, pussy, hair

4.

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

See simple, shimple, nipple
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