Shimster Edit Meaning

1. A sick joke the Dutch people made up. They made it my last name and now I get shit for it because 1) No one knows how to say it right an..

1. Jogging while screaming obscenities and making spastic movements due to too much morning coffee. After two cups of coffee Toby was inca..

1. When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue. "man you're breath stinks!" yeah I ..