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Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.
Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPacki..
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Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get..
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A Elvis Presley convention with many Elvis lookalikes & impersonators.
I went to the Hilton for my cousin's wedding reception ..