Shinobi Jessica Ting

What is Shinobi Jessica Ting?


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Ok, so once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when the law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving lik ethey all too good, there lived a pretty girl who was misled, by another little boy and this is waht he said, "me and you jess we gonna watch some movies and sneak out fast." they did the job, and fun came with ease! but they couldnt stop its like they had a disease, they watched antoehr and anotehr and another and another, tried to stay up till 5:30 and his father was bothered. ok so shit happend and at 6am, jessica was walking down the street. she was just walking by when she saw this guy who gave her an awkward eye. so she KILLED HIM. with her guns of steel, aka her nigger arms. so she was like, "YEAH, NIGGAH, WHASSUP?" and she went home. and she was like, hmm, now waht am i gonna do? so she decided to become a chuunin from konoha. so she went to the hidden leaf village and learned chidori from kakashi-senin himself. and she passed the exam and became a respected late night shinobi. The End.

girl, im in love with you

this ain't the honey moon

still in the infatuation phase

right in teh thick of love

we never get sick of love

it seems we learn something new everyday

i know i've misbehaved

and you've made your mistakes

but we both still got room left to grow

and though love sometimes hurts

i STILL put you first

and we'll make this thing work

but i think we shoudl take it SLOOOOWW

we're just OOOORDINARY PEOPLE

we dotn know which way to goooo

cuhz we're ORRRDINARY PEOPLE

maybe we should take it slooo...


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