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The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, fl..
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The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.
I got a really nice ploop shower the other day ..
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a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.
she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh..
