Shiny Arsed

What is Shiny Arsed?

Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.

"Does he know what he's talking about?"

"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."

See pencil pusher, pencil sharpener, split arse, snakes with tits

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