Shiny Brass Ring

What is Shiny Brass Ring?


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When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.

Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?

See ring, diarrhea, finger, soil, shit


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