What is Ship In A Bottle?
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When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.
"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"
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What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.
If you need an example, ..
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Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?
JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
See marriage, ex-wife..
