Shiplin Edit Meaning

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

1. Bald penis with cancer The boy just caught a bad case of kertiss See bald, cancer, sad, boy..

1. To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard. "Man, bitch was wet last nigh..