What is Shippensburg?
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A quaint college in Pennsylvania, conveniently tucked into the Amish countryside. Known for weird squirrels, creepy boys, and their excellent track team.
Shippensburg: nothing to do but party and chill with the Amish.
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A small state college in central Pennsylvania where you are considered cultured if you drink imported beer. Although it is often overshadowed by the Penn state main campus (roughly two hours away) SHIP has been sporting record Underage drinking violations for over a decade. It was recently made into a dry campus but still retains the strong scent of cheap beer and liquor. Ohh, its also a fine place to see cows and get an education.
"Sometimes my dad will come home from the bar drunk and beat me to take out his frustration"
"Didn't your dad graduate from Shippensburg University?"
(NOTE: Child abuse is no laughing matter. If you or someone you know is being abused please contact your local child services)
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one of the most pathetic hick towns you will ever visit. filled with red necks and people who find killing things entertaining. they dont have a sence of culture and almost everyone is related. most of them are unordinarily ugly. locals spend their free time watching tractor pulls and killing helpless animals. the school district sucks balls and there are too many drunk college students running around town. shitty place.
i live in shippensburg and i think im goin to go huntin and get me a buck.
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