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1. Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin. See masturbation, ..

1. Before nailing your missus from behind, place your big toe inside the waist band of her knickers, preferably g-string, and kick downward..

1. The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass. Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes? Con 2: It was a present from ..